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Swedneck
Swedneck @ Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de
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  • i believe that's called alcoholism

    • Amazing Grace

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  • the railway in dolly parton's theme park has a higher ridership than the entire rail network in the state it's located in, iirc

    • Birb

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  • the fact that the font is overwatch-like makes this feel like an end-of-match stat screen

    • Fabulous

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  • "yeah duhh, this is medieval fantasy, all guys wear dresses"

    • [Video] BBC cuts away during pro-Palestine musicians Kneecap. The followup act Bob Vylan invents a new chant on live TV

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  • i'm going to imagine him staring the BBC producer(s) dead in the eye as he sings it

    • Everybody poops

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  • vanish mepoopum

    • Everybody poops

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  • they squeeze out spent AA batteries

    • Everybody poops

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  • unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

    • I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-(

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  • your friend might be a vampire

    • I need a year staycation to sort out my life.

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  • except then i feel like i'm not knitting fast enough, and i stress out over making something useful

    • Doctor Debates

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  • cocks gun Whatever the answer is, i'm about to add several more

    • Doctor Debates

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  • turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

    • Helth

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  • haha so weak, i dip them in sugar

    • that's me

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  • no it doesn't

    • You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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  • hot, tamales
    hot hot, tamales

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • recycling!

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • tbf modern commercial chickens are basically spherical, the poor bastards

    • Corporations are saving the planet!

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  • i definitely saw ads from e.g. coca cola for a while, but they were more like sponsored PSAs saying "hey, lids are going to be attached from now on! just flip it to the side and it'll stay there. neat, huh?"

    • Corporations are saving the planet!

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  • which is vastly better than it ending up in nature or in a landfill, incineration with collection of the waste heat is effectively just the worst form of recycling.

    • Corporations are saving the planet!

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  • PET is so hilariously easy to recycle that you can literally just clean out bottles and put them in a little jig that cuts it into strips and feeds it into a 3d printer, it's not peak quality or anything but it totally works.