SurfinBird @ SurfinBird @lemmy.ca

Posts

2

Comments

218

Joined

2 yr. ago

Typical Windows security holes

I feel like I did when Bill Bailey was on an episode of Dr Who. This was made just for me.

Ha, relatable!

Captain destroy the planet

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Need input!

Birth of a new captcha

Ah yes that. I understand your hesitation to go into detail. I believe it was mentioned on an episode of QI that they just made up the word smeg, with no relation to the above or the line of appliances by the same name.

Now you have to tell us, in accordance with space corps directive 1742.

You lemmings know even more about smeg than I thought!

It is a versatile word

Smeg

I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.

Wife was working in Word yesterday and asked me to come help her figure out why it was doing something weird. My mind instantly filled with memes.

And 50% of them are stupider than that

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

So that’s how he got his scar

Don’t make me bring back Gates Mcfadden. I will turn this star ship around!