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SurfinBird @ SurfinBird @lemmy.ca
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I just had a new movie idea..

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  • Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

    • The earth is a mitochondrion

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  • 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

    • yeah

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  • Pic unrelated.

    • No Memory

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  • NES doesn’t always drink beer, but when it does, it drinks Dos Equis.

    • rule

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  • Wow. I was just making a joke but this is spot-on.

    • rule

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  • First season of X-Files was weird.

    • Unfortunately accurate.

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  • I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

    • Technically rulesexual

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    • Long live the council

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  • Silence! I concur.

    • why do transphobes mention pedophiles/compare them to pedophiles when most trans people (as do most people) hate pedophiles?

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  • Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

    • What job do you need this hard hat for?

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  • That’s going on my next resume

    • The Best Ending

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  • We’re digitally replacing Alec Guiness with Ewan Mcgregor, right?

    • The Best Ending

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  • When Obiwan died his clothes fell to the ground, so shouldn’t his ghost be naked?

    • Because "reasons"

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  • One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

    • Why do some programmers love emacs so much

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  • Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

    • I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits

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  • Paging Papa Smurf

    • Nintendo loses trademark fight against Super Mario supermarket

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  • “While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

    Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

    • This is a message for the internet

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  • I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

    • rule 🤔

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  • Yeah! And can anyone tell me what sleeper fatty means without that getting into my search history?

    • Alright you nerds, I made the jump to Linux.

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  • I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?