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  • I will report it to the shitpost police

  • I'll never vote for a Liberal candidate again for as long as I live, regardless of ABC. I don't give a fuck what the threat is. They're effectively Democrats. Fundamentally worthless from soul to spine.

  • Hey I can always record you something specific if you want lol

    Edit: Too late

  • I'm glad my dulcet tones can stalk your nightmares for years to come, buddy <3

  • Oh you misunderstand, my favorite fellow Canadian. He's using the force to stay in position to breathe it in more deeply. The Dark Side...

  • Nor I, dearest user... nor I...

  • Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they're not doing the exact same.

  • He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn't have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn't making a sober decision. Didn't want to take advantage of him.

  • My anxiety issues were a bit high for that at the time, being a virgin. Now? After losing my virginity getting railed by 30+ men in the dark room of a bathhouse? Absolutely.

  • During. Hit a particularly good spot, made a noise and then the other person made a noise. My hyper repressed roommate who had opened the door to offer pizza and didn't knock. I told him to fucking knock. Eye contact was made and I just sort of froze into place. They slowly closed the door and left. I had a panic attack and then went into the kitchen to apologize. He was a bit shook and just offered pizza. I ate a piece awkwardly on the couch. We sat in silence for like 10 minutes until I said "I told you to knock" and he said "Will you suck my dick" to which my eyebrows flew off my face. Apparently alcohol was involved before pizza was ordered and "gave him confidence to finally ask" to which I said "And you have asked and done the hard part which means when sober you can ask again, clear headed, and know its exactly what you want if you want. If it is, sure. If it aint, we forget about it."

    And before anyone goes "Yeah sure, that happened", this is weirdly common amongst gay men who've lived in housing with various people from different backgrounds and countries. A lot of people are curious and wanna try. I've met a bizarre amount of gay men who've all had more or less the same encounter, typically minus the dildo part, and thank god all the ones I've taledk to have also said "Hit me up when sober."

  • I am becoming increasingly sick of seeing the word 'deport' being used by Republicans who are suggesting revoking citizenship and a banishment. It's exile.

  • Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like "Wait why can I remove other peoples posts" is just so fuckin bizarre. I don't know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you're a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol

  • Feels like it occasionally. You know why I'm the mod of /c/Gay@Lemmy.world? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went "I don't wanna be mod anymore" and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.

  • What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    French is such a beautiful language

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    You get used to it

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    You love her

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    All scarf'd up

  • Trolling

    Right. I'm trolling to say that "I don't like random chocolate in the vanilla ice cream cones that I buy."

    Jesus Christ. You people are fucking hopeless.

  • I DON'T.

    I legitimately do not fucking understand how all of you went "Oh. He hates chocolate. He is clearly buying chocolate ice cream!" Like how the fuck did you get there?

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works

    ... I don't like them either

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    Can I get one for Astarion?

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    My tactic

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I am two of them

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    The pain in her eyes...

    RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    I realy need to watch this movie

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    Need help licking those clean?

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    3 Wishes

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    where

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    Thanks Alberta. Great Measles Outbreak you got there

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Save yourself from being vexed today

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    It's so beautiful

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    Stupid Sexy Tieflings

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    Puppy Love

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    Dead Platform

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    Always found this kind of.... funny