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StalksEveryone
StalksEveryone @ StalksEveryone @lemmy.villa-straylight.social
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One last Chuck

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  • bruce lee kills chuck norris twice

    • Fuck you, I won't do what you told me

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  • No, its how cybitches are made

    • Wait, so I don’t have superpowers??

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  • Your clue’s giving me a clue.

    • Thanks, Pretzel Witch!

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  • You think she practices yoga?

    • Breakfast rule

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  • I heard those skillets don’t break fast.

    • Every generation has some product/ingredient that they didn’t know was dangerous at the time: tobacco, lead, asbestos, etc. What is that item for this generation?

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  • High Fructose Corn Syrup is nothing like Honey.

    • Egg

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  • A disturbing realistic sock puppet

    • It's the best I could come up with, y'all

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  • This is too far ahead of its time for ai abusers to comprehend.

    • Oh, not me? 😬

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  • This is for the best. Just imagine if it were a hug instead.

    • I hate it because it's true, why do they do that to me?

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  • As the day progresses you accidentally get stuck in traffic trying to pass through a road you knew had construction going on. 🤬

    • 🤨🤨🤨

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  • He knew his parents didn’t know he was home, so when he heard them arrive he quickly hid in the closest. He was determined to prove it.

    • They have build an island the size of a country!

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  • putin

    • Shout out to the oil, meat, and shipping industries

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  • When I say reuse, I mean specifically during production when the PLA is being melted into place.

    • Shout out to the oil, meat, and shipping industries

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  • PLA isn’t biodegradable. Its also emits toxic fumes every reuse.

    • Eat the rich

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  • Butfuck Nestlé

    • Shout out to the oil, meat, and shipping industries

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  • Here we stand at this fork in the road, We got no time to waste, Oh which way shall we go? This whole world’s spinning out of control, Oh which way shall we go, Which way shall we go? I can’t believe this, It makes me sick. “Drones In The Valley” - Cage the Elephant

    • me_irl

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  • This is oddly the wiser option.

    • IT CANNOT BE

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  • I believe the Narian quote was more like, “bitch I was there for the collab. You only heard it about after it dropped.”

    • Since I have to post before leaving, here you go.

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  • I bet that’s a cool ranch chip

    • late stage capitalism doesn't rule

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  • Capitalist sell what is not theirs because they are worthless human beings that can’t do anything.