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Lemmy.ml is back up! Apologies for the downtime.

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  • Oh holy cow, those servers are running at some pretty high temps!

    • Water, water, everywhere...

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  • Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?

    • Water, water, everywhere...

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  • Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

    • US military space plane blasts off on another secretive mission

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  • Team Rocket blasting off again!

    • Google agrees to settle Chrome incognito mode class action lawsuit

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  • Wait, so when I politely “ask app not to track”, they might still be tracking me? No way!

    • CD Projekt Red Not Interested in Being Acquired; Believes They'll Be Bigger and Stronger in a Few Years

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  • I can respect that

    • Pilk

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  • Well I mean, it looks like he chugged it so it must’ve been good

    • Amazed these aren't real

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  • Oh, whoops!

    I dropped my Monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong

    • Amazed these aren't real

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    • adios

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  • Pitter patter

    • how's your holidays going, Beehaw

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  • Merry Chrysler!

    • sunset over the iced snow

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  • Merry Chrysler

    • Americans are lonely and it’s killing them. How the US can combat this new epidemic.

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  • Subscription based friendships

    • Explain bidets for me please.

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  • I remember reading a comment thread on reddit about a guy who discovered his friend refused to wash his ass crack in the shower because he thought it was gay.

    • Sniffing women’s tears reduces male aggression by 44%, study finds

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  • Haha looked through the comments hoping to find this

    • Anti-Caking Rule

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  • Or hell, drink it straight from the cow and swish it around like mouthwash until it forms into cheese

    • Why didn't anyone warn me!?

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  • Because it’s both a continent and a country.

    • Psychedelics don't have that effect.

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  • Seems like a lot of work just to grow a mustache

    • China bans export of rare earths processing tech over national security

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  • Gunpower too

    • If I construct a huge glass box and cover a fully grown tree - then fill the entire thing in water, what would happen to the tree

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  • So I know it’s not a tree, but how does algae survive underwater?