I'm looking forward to seeing your Instagram snaps once you move back to pripyat permanently. Statistics never tell the full story.
Fukushima and Chernobyl kinda stick out. Nuclear is safe until something goes catastrophically wrong. When that happens it's 100s and 1000s of years before you can move back in and have a stable genome.
That implies they have some use. At least shit can be used for fertiliser. Emo and country are more toxic radioactive waste.
Wasn't that a retelling of "if it bleeds"