Just go out and fuck someone new on the rebound. There's a reason it's a practically-universal practice after a breakup. Otherwise you're just going to become a living instance of Mr Brightside
Gotta agree with Trakata here. It's in every citizen's best interest to be able to understand legislature. Even someone with just a high school-level education in civics can appreciate that there's more to participating in a functional democracy than just getting outside every couple years to vote.
well, I'm all tapped out of advice. Maybe a second kitty?