You're a genius. I installed Linux on an old chromebook and the amount of times my kid would alt-tab out of scummvm or dosbox or whatever was redonkulous.
Also Linux is about as kid-friendly as a honey badger
I hope he can make lies and then when his nose is big enough he can break it off and use it as a beating stick to fight off the bad guys or light torches in the deku tree
HahahhahahahahahahahahHHahHHahHHahHahhaHahahHahahahhhHAHhHahHHahHHhahahahaahHhhH
Seriously though, this meme reads like a chain letter sent in the 90s
Also no gharial