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  • Processors might no longer get twice as fast every few years, but now we can use the power of servers to write software that runs even slower.

  • Just eat something else?

  • Wouldn't a graph be easier to read?

  • 45 min

  • Likely. Morticians ads that wish people to die are common in germany. We find this funny.

  • But a vector is a number, no?

  • Ah, that's what these cases are for.

  • Our website is using ssl, to keep you protected.™

  • Kinda reminds me of this:

  • Hey, can I put this food into your Microwave?

  • Well, maybe the people on lemmy just like piss that much.

    Btw., my 2nd most popular comment is me promoting death wishes.

  • Is there a programming language equivalent for this?

  • Remember, if you say something good or bad to someone, always include if and how much you whish for them to kill themselves.

  • Oh, you're right. I'm seeing now they were referring to the short term inconvenience of installing an OS, and not comparing windows and linux distros.

  • Since when does microsoft windows have good privacy?

  • 3 and 5.

    5 because it would even work on toasters that can do more than just toast, i.e. a toaster plus computer.

    3 because the other pills don't sound useful. And it doesn't say how often I can use this teleportation. So I assume through repeated teleportation I'd be super fast. If it doesn't also teleport my cloths, I'd probably not use it too often though, apart from changing cloths (the 17.78 cm should be barely enough). It would also be interesting to fly using repeated teleportation. Though if my speed is not also reset through teleportation, I'd still fall, and landing would be dangerous. And if cloths and similar are not teleported with me, I also couldn't take a parachute or wings with me.

  • Is the kidney soup made from kidney beans or from kidneys?

  • One day later, today is 1211/100.