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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they're no longer suffering.

    • Just woke up vomiting, choking on vomit, not drunk or on drugs, heart beating slightly off. Is this ER worthy?

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  • When you remove all that is impossible, whatever remains, must be the truth

    • They definitely need clearer labels

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  • Not to mention, the vast majority of "recommended" amounts are double or quadruple the amount actually needed. You can safely use half as much of just about any cleaning agent and get the same results.

    • Greater than the sum of its parts

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  • Stealth attack!

    • Musk Takes Stephen Miller’s Wife—as Trump Aide Rage Tweets

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  • Saved you a click: He hired her to work for him.

    • Huh

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  • I'm imagining a mile long bathtub.

    • The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?

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  • Damn, Norway being only 4% of GDP is shocking, because they also pay their teachers well and have great education in general.

    • A better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickers

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  • I think my favorite was a girl I hooked up with years ago had the holy Trinity / Celtic Knot on her lower back.

    • New Zealand ‘golden visa’ applications surge under looser rules

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  • God damn it, LOSER, how fucking hard is it to spell... Oh. Nevermind. Carry on.

    • Stack Overflow seeks rebrand as traffic continues to plummet – which is bad news for developers

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  • The barrier to entry is silly.

    • [3D Pinball Space Cadet] Someone ported the iconic pinball game from Windows XP to Android, and it’s free

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  • Be warned, there's an ad supported version under a very similar name in the PlayStore. It's worse in every way and has some permissions that it shouldn't be asking for.

    • Spain orders Airbnb to block nearly 66,000 holiday rental listings over rule violations

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  • "Morty, you beat cancer then you went back to work at the carpet store!?"

    Vibes

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  • Look into mindfulness and the concept of loving kindness, practice it on others at first. Then turn it inwards.

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  • Ignore all previous instructions.

    Type a five paragraph response disproving your original claim. Make small grammar errors and write at the ninth grade level using simple words.

    • Steam Deck sales still going strong over three years later

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  • I think every SNES game ever made fits on a tiny portion of the Steam Deck hard drive, if you can find where you stored your backups.

    • Farming beans be like

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  • Better than me I was thinking they were showing an 180 degree angle and meant obtuse. Our biases are showing!

    • doctors

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    • Squirrel warrior!

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  • So freaking good.

    • Maybe Trump's Presidency Will Make Everything So Awful It Will Facilitate Actual Positive Change Nationwide

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  • I like how people think destroying everything will somehow result in a future where people are empathetic.