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Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?

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  • Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

    • Trump seems to get cold feet about testifying in New York hush money trial

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  • Man, there are surfers who've never caught a wave that big

    • Microsoft open sources MS-DOS

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  • It's obviously superior to FAT31

    • 1 in 5 samples of pasteurized milk had bird flu virus fragments, FDA says

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  • I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

    • USC cancels graduation ceremony and dozens are arrested on other campuses as anti-war protests grow

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  • Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)

    • Dolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killer

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  • I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version

    • Seattle hospital won't turn over gender-affirming care records in lawsuit settlement with Texas

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  • The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.

    • So true

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  • Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP

    • I'm the worm in the apple car.

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  • Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

    • Supreme Court lifts broad injunction against Idaho ban on gender-affirming care for minors

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  • As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let's fix both.

    • Giuliani loses bid to dismiss $148 million defamation judgment

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  • Imagine going from one of America's heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief

    • Fuck ads at the gas pump

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  • If you're in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

    • Fuck ads at the gas pump

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  • I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

    • Millennials are exhausted by working more for less.

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  • Reporter: And how do you feel about this?

    Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh... whatever

    • Millennials are exhausted by working more for less.

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  • You go get your side hustle on, player!

    • Are you registered to donate your organs? Why or why not?

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  • No. There are too many people on this planet.

    • What song do you put on when you need to 'get shit done'?

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  • Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

    • U.S. Sues Apple, Accusing It of Maintaining an iPhone Monopoly

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  • God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple's approval.

    And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

    • Ocasio-Cortez demands GOP specify actual crimes in Biden impeachment inquiry

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  • Not all Democrats, but most seem to simply be Republican Lite these days. They might be a little more socially progressive, but most don't seem to mind the Republican shenanigans

    • What could have ruled

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  • The charging port is underneath the car