Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I'm sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.
"Enterprise" software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.
Paywall, but the URL divulges that it's Menlo Park.
Echoing what the other commenter said, this is a problem throughout Silicon Valley and all the way up the peninsula, and it's not getting any better. I had to move my family out of there.
Jurassic Bark