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  • Our elder cat, who's nearing the 20-year mark, has recently taken to sleeping by my seat on the sofa, meaning that I'm finding surprise barf cushions with increasing frequency. I just started draping a blanket over the area.

    • Spain aims to ban flushing of wet wipes, with manufacturers paying for cleanup

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  • It'll clog some household pipes regardless.

    • Spain aims to ban flushing of wet wipes, with manufacturers paying for cleanup

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  • No.

    If it's not human waste or regular toilet paper, it's not flushable.

    End.

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  • Microsoft is 50 years old.

    • Kinda fucked up tbh

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  • They would be in Mars orbit, but not planetside. "At Mars" might be a middle ground designator.

    • Kinda fucked up tbh

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  • No, you're over Earth.

    • Kinda fucked up tbh

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  • The Moon is not on Earth.

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  • I don't quite think you understand me. I want to be an ally manipulated while hooked up to a polygraph test.

    • Tesla dumping unsold Cybertrucks at mall parking lot and the city’s fed up

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  • Fuck that, pay me to get rid of that for you

    • "Where are you?"

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  • Just call his cell phone, you'll hear it ring through the foliage.

    • "Where are you?"

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  • Everybody went blind for a hot minute

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  • Look, I just want someone to finger my ass while I lie. Is that really too much to ask?

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  • And it's got a little probe that pops out and goes up your butthole?

    • The Trump Presidency’s World-Historical Heist | He is taking self-enrichment to a scale never seen before in America.

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  • Peanuts.

    • Python needs an actual default function

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  • Academic code is absolutely horrific.

    Fortunately, it is possible to translate it for practical applications.

    • Trump was just asked about the ‘TACO trade’ for the first time. He called it the ‘nastiest question’

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  • Yes

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  • How do they catch that? Digital rectal insertion?

    • Trump Melts Down at ‘Why Do You Always Chicken Out’ Question

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  • Paywall.

    • Diagrams

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  • It's not an antique until it's 100 years old, that's just a vintage joke

    • Want switch to linux

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