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  • In space there is no Brylcreem.

  • See you next year.

    Edit: Oh, you mean actually wrong.

  • Zigged. Should've zagged.

  • Getting your duck parts in a row.

  • Died. Otherwise you're still living.

  • That's it. I'm burning every towel I own.

  • I'll stick with the new car scent.

  • Jerkoff

    Jump
  • I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

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  • Well he said he was excited to get started.

  • Jerkoff

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  • The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

  • This looks like a tooth brux.

  • Purple-headed purplebird...

  • Neither rain nor snow nor escargot.

  • Jerkoff

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  • Look for the black light specials.

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  • I knew there had to be tit loans. I've gotta call my sister.

  • I haven't seen one like this but I am a little tired of looking at grainy traffic lights.