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SonicBlue03
SonicBlue03 @ SonicBlue03 @sh.itjust.works
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My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.

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  • This will go over a lot of birds heads.

    • Serious buyers only

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  • Do you still have the thorax?

    • Boeing urges inspections of 737 Max planes for 'possible loose bolt'

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  • You have to have a screw loose to fly on one of these.

    • Florida woman sues Hershey for $5 million, says Reese's candies don't have carved designs

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  • Looks like she bought the "ready-to-carve" version.

    • Why is this so hard

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  • I'll try for five minutes and find out it opens on the other end.

    • How would you feel if Beehaw left the Fediverse?

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  • I found this but I'm not sure.

    • My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

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  • The old neighbor's calves must be incredible.

    • If a criminal gets a life sentence in prison, then they die, then they come back to life, is their life sentence fulfilled and they can be released from prison?

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  • I believe they come back to "life in prison" .

    • Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date

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  • The fingers look like they've been licked.

    • Truly inspirational

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  • So did he lose stones or grow a pair? This is so confusing.

    • Who's the A-Team?

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  • Pity da foo.

    • Charlie Stross on Mastodon: What is Star Trek? Wrong answers only, please!

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  • It's one of those bus tours in Hollywood.

    • Realme GT5 Pro Software Upgrades - Future Promises

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  • Does this camera have phone features?

    • Wooden spoon

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  • This must be the pot talking.

    • Mom look im joining in on the trend

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  • Thuggin' in the golden years.

    • Definitely going to bed early today, yup

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  • Looks like Photoshop. Eyes look like they belong to a different cat.

    • A sticky situation

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  • S'mut

    • Warp NaCLs

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  • Who's shaking now?

    • Forks or spoons? Bowls or plates?

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  • Depends

    ...or regular underwear?

    • When your gf is traditional but you identify more Willie Wonka

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  • Chickpizzookie

    (A turducken alternative)