SoleInvictus @ SoleInvictus @lemmy.world

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Those look great! Where do you get yours? They're on Amazon but they're expensive and I'm tired of supporting Bezos.

That was the Israelis, telling them to leave, then bombing them as they left.

Dad, is that you?

A grifting Republican?! Inconceivable!

I suspect it's more about virtue signaling. It's not that he needs people to keep him from watching porn. He needs people to know that he's not watching porn.

I'd prefer goldfish to American voters. Goldfish have their priorities straight. They'll remember who drops the pellets and who said they'd drop pellets but never did.

Your -2 comment score leads me to believe some people didn't get your joke. I'll explain it, which we all know will make it funnier.

The previous comment mentioned their observation of half of the traffic moving through right on red and, later in parentheses, said this was based on n=1, i.e., based on the observation of a single vehicle. I'm 100% certain that was a joke.

The follow-up comment was also certainly a joke. They're pointing out that the commenter observed one car and then made the claim half of cars use right on red, so they're jokingly asking how exactly half of one car made it through.

Get it? Now stop downvoting the dude, stats are great, stats dad jokes are better.

I recently visited Florida. Florida is great, it's the Floridians that I can't stand.

Oh yeah, my first forties two day hangover was pretty enlightening.

Aren't those two things mutually inclusive?

Another quote from the Journal of Rectally Sourced Statistics.

Rainbow-pilled. It is the Alpha-pill and the Omega-pill, the all-pill, the progenitor of those pills which have come while also the pinnacle of their evolution.

A common tactic by propagandists is to call inconvenient information propaganda. It's like how fascists tend to blame their opponents for engaging in behavior that only the fascists are actually engaging in.

Don't forget how they'll cry to all their friends and relatives that they were the victims all along.

Because it never was about children, they're just an excuse.

I'll now be crawling under the porch and dying, as is appropriate for my age.

It's considered by many, myself included, to be one of the best horror games ever made. The fact that a sequel or even a remastered version has never been made is incredibly disappointing.

I use Liftoff and it works great, plus it's free and doesn't sell any of my personal data.

We have cable Internet up to 1Gbps or DSL at 1.5 Mbps. Such options!