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  • The Guinness Book of World Records is in the Guinness Book of World Records itself, for being the book most stolen from libraries.

    • Bidet anyone?

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  • Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

    • city name rule

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  • Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.

    • My knees are killing me because of how my pug walks.

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  • I know it's only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

    It's either over or out.

    Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

    Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

    • What are some financial life-hacks everyone should know?

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  • slam the breaks more

    Not to mention the brakes too.

    • My wife is angry with somebody at our bank.

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    • Microsoft is bringing annoying Windows 11 Start menu ads to Windows 10

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  • I wouldn't suggest GIMP to anybody: Photopea. It is very similar to Photoshop and is a webapp.

    • Microsoft is bringing annoying Windows 11 Start menu ads to Windows 10

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  • Aside from pirating, if you got Windows with a new pc/laptop, then you paid for Windows in the price of the device.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

    I‘ll wait.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

    I‘ll wait.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Further adds to something to something.

    'Trump is a twat. Further, Vance is too'.

    Farther is a greater distance: Glasgow is farther away from Dover than London'.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Why is it weird?

    You could just say 'two weeks', but you could also say 'a fortnight'.

    Come to think of it, you could even say 'a couple of weeks'

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  • Wrong. A couple is two exactly. After the wedding: Oh look at the happy couple. There aren't 3 or 4 people standing there, 2 people are standing there. A couple.

    To couple train carriages together means to attach two carriages together. There are more carriages behind that one, but they were all individually coupled together.

    • It all floats..

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  • Yeah, not mine.

    • 17-Year-old Student Exposes Germany's 'Secret' Pirate Site Blocklist * TorrentFreak

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  • After a quick butchers at the list, I think they are going after streaming sites rather than torrent sites per se.

    • If "AI" doesn't attract customers why are companies hyping it so hard? Are they just dumb or is there another factor?

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  • No worries mate, we all po it.

    • If "AI" doesn't attract customers why are companies hyping it so hard? Are they just dumb or is there another factor?

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  • FYI higher hire

    • What's a piece of technology you LOVE the progress of?

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  • I need hearing aids. My aids are so small they fit completely in my ear, so unless you are standing up close, you can't see they are in. I've had them for about 3 years and I'm still blown away how small they are and how well they help me.

    • Shart, not fart

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  • None that I tried.

    • I remember a time where you would get multiple results from a search with no scrolling

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