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  • Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential

  • I'm like him at my girlfriends place too. I'd be shocked if anything helps. Maybe just time.

    But also I'm a particularly reserved person. The only time I'm comfortable is in her room, if the door is locked. Or in a more organised setting like having a meal (this is actually more bearable than comfortable). I'd rather just leave the house or be at my own place.

  • Too many bombings these days for my liking

  • I have to scratch the itch of the song in my head at that time by imaging it on repeat a few times. Then play a different song, which I must vibe with, if I do, it can get stuck in my head. Much must go right

  • Oh so you always need a lamp do you. Can you also fly??

  • My account could get you atleast 10% there, unfortunately I delete em off my phone as I post em so as to not repost anything.

    And if you go through my comments, you could find another 5% (although this won't be worth the effort)

  • Biryani and rao (sugarcane juice)

    Although biryani is mostly a special occasional thing. The daily driver would be lentils.

    Similarly the more common drink would be coca cola/ pepsi.

  • Can't let him pull away the attention

  • And they'd have beautiful children together

  • How they can do it to their own species I'll never comprehend

  • Ive heard ... other humans! Goddamn cannnifuckists.

  • Some of these heathens don't!

  • Yeah thats a common one for me too. In good weather only though

  • Ooooh this is political correctness or smth gone too far yadda yadda

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

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    Just have to be the light of their life

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    Is this what he wanted.

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    Synthesis.

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    It’s also where people with lisps dance at a concert

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    My favourite porno ever

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    Where are the hollow knight fans?

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    Atleast someone is happy

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    Is it too much to ask for??

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    Name em all

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    happy möth noises

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    The Moth is unforgiving. You deserve what he does to you

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    I called to report this mysterious man but all I heard was the s̸̲͛̓t̷̫͍̦͓͕̀͛̊̓͐̉̌̄͌̓̕͝a̷̯̺͙͛̑͛͂̍̊͠t̸̢̖̫̱͖̱̃͌̽̓͛̀̚͘ỉ̶̧̬͇͊͘c̸̪̆̂͆̂͌̄̃̉͑̉͐̋͠

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    ï ñëêð læmp îmmêðïàtëlÿ

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    Imagine a moth flying around with strong human arms

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    We live in a society

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    That Colgate smile

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    No one knows what's a good idea or a bad idea until you try it

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    Just a chill guy

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    Too scared of war this moth