SnokenKeekaGuard @ SnokenKeekaGuard @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Oh I'm supposed to start that.

Right before cars were invented!

So brave. So bold

Literally read this 20 mins ago. Wild

Jesus thats .... quite something

Ah in that case lemme tell you about the Afghani migrants here. Often part of the ttp (Taliban) and zero, zero fucking regard for their lives. And I mean they'll be ready to die over nothing at all.

People I stay the fuck away from. They live in temporary houses which get destroyed with heavy rain or snow etc. Gotta make sure not to interact with em at all.

There has been a decline in the Afghani population here, but the remaining population seems to be even more volatile. Was at a waterfall with friends when some just showed up and started shooting in the air, celebratory gunfire is used for intimidation and everyone cleared out. There were kids and families there. Pissed me tf off but can't do anything about it.

I'm also 6'2 and have guns. Carry one if I'm in the Taliban heavy area (with no intent of using it), infact never have used is.

Oh god remind me of a funny story of when I met a friends cousin who had just gotten outta prison for murder and I was staying at his house. The vibes were odd.

My friends dad and uncle were both cops in the area.

The guy had killed a dude from a family they had issues with. Something about land I think, dont remember.

Luckily the guy was intimidated by me. Went and played cricket with him later, he scared a kid and I had to step in again.

I don't wanna see no buttcracks peaking at me

Hopefully never again

Mate I'm rolling up a joint at this point. There was nothing to get high off of.

He's scared bc it's illegal.

Scared ass friend of mine was too scared to stop the car while I tried to roll a joint. Kept starting driving the car for no damn reason.

Made me drop like 5 grams of very expensive weed.

Does that count?

That's one way to go about it

Nooooo

I pray no dish was reused

Oh I've done that a lot too. Not work or school. Just when I'm leaving my house for a quick trip.

Had to deal with an angry girlfriend a few years ago who hated that I did it. Unbelievably jealous woman, like she was once pissed at me for giving my number to a girl before we ever even went out on a date.

Conclave II fast II furious

Jesus. Not the poor pants 😭😭

OK I'm shocked at the intestines. Here they remove tis thin layer on the inside of the organ to make sure its thoroughly clean. Ofc idk about Argentina but that ought to be standard practice.

Anytime you wanna come over.

Jesus fucking Christ. Add me to the list of people who nearly passed out.

I have several doctors and vets in my family including my grandfather and sister, but personally I could never do any of this. All due respect to you for doing this! Very valuable work.

Blood I don't mind. Ive been covered in my blood, others blood, animal blood. All good. But pus would have me dying, and entering a wound makes me gag.

The vac tech sounds fascinating, gonna go google that.

Personally I'd chop my hands off if I were you.

Also a euthanasia fan here.

Diarrhoea in wounds is mental. Please stop telling this story at parties. I beg you. Just lie and say you work for the Taliban or smth, yknow, smth more acceptable. But also, thank god you exist or those people are in terrible trouble.

I mean I'm glad you enjoy it.

And by era I mean 6 fucking months