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Smeagol666 @ Smeagol666 @lemm.ee
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How do I get property buyers to stop harassing me?

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  • Memories, all alone in the moonlight...

    • Come At Me

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    • Missouri Rejects Rape Exceptions, Senator Says Forced Birth Can Be ‘the Greatest Healing Agent’

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  • Why the fuck are repulitards like cartoon villains except without the humor?

    • "Cheaters never prosper" is a lie that a cheater probably came up with

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  • Portia De Rossi

    • "Cheaters never prosper" is a lie that a cheater probably came up with

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  • It's easier for religious people to believe in original sin than to accept that one day they're going to die and they won't get to meet Space Santa.

    • Cable company logic: "Our predatory anti-consumer practices are really pro-consumer"

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  • If you do not pay us the IRS, we will put you under the rest.

    • Nancy Pelosi asks pro-Palestinian protesters to ‘go back to China’ in video

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  • Politicians should be retired at the age of 70. These old fucks are so out of touch, it would be comical if it wasn't costing human lives every fucking day.

    • If you had to live in a fictional magical world, but you wouldn't be magical, what world would you pick?

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  • I think Ragnar the Red was kind of a pig, so really just don't be a pig.

    • What's the craziest thing you've seen on a map?

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  • Not "crazy" per se, but west of the Mississippi, cities are set up on a grid, whereas eastern cities look like their planning was established by throwing a plate of spaghetti at a wall.

    • Can you muppets stop throwing away money on awful companies producing subpar games?

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  • As a fan of the Diablo franchise, I knew D4$ was going to be complete dogshit, so I never bought it. Every time I watch one of the professional streamers complain, I laugh my ass off. I think Hawg had it right; their plan is to dribble content to the player base a little at a time as a money grab.

    • Scottish Toddler Believed Youngest Person Ever to Reach Mount Everest Base Camp

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  • Next it'll be a Florida woman giving birth to a crack baby on the pinnacle, I guess.

    • Region blocked printers

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  • By now, if you still have an HP printer, you deserve what you get. Fuck HP in the ass with a big rubber dick.

    • How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

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  • Reddit are getting pressure from movie studios to doxx people dicussing piracy, I just read about it today. I wish I was fucking kidding. I'm sure if they bribed them, they'd roll right over.

    • How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

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  • I'm quitting Prime this month; on top of being twice as expensive as the rest, the greedy mf-ers are adding commercials with a price hike if you want no commercials. Also quitting Disney+ and Hulu for lack of content and lack of funds. I'll be quitting Netflix next. I quit Paramount+ a few months ago now that I'm all caught up on watching all the Star Trek series.

    • Insulin Just Got Cheaper Thanks To Biden. Will Voters Take Notice?

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  • I would have agreed with you 4 years ago, but after Bernie let the DNC fuck him over a second time, I gave up on him, since he gave up on us. Definitely fuck Biden though, but fuck the DNC and the RNC too.

    • Friday night plans?

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  • I knew what to expect, so I only watched about 1 second of Rick Astley.

    • Southern Heritage

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  • Even the racist assholes who worshipped him probably cringed or giggled when they first saw it.

    • And this is why I no longer have cable.

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  • Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching.

    • a classic issue...

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  • Shit, that's hillarious. I could see someone doing a whole YT channel of sober me vs. drunk me arguements. Way better than "WaTcH tHiS (insert demograhic) pErSoN lIsTeN tO Led Zeppelin FoR tHe FiRsT TiMe".

    • a classic issue...

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  • Good thing too; the peppermint patty market is so oversaturated no one will ever guess what brand it is.