SkyezOpen @ SkyezOpen @lemmy.world

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Have you checked the radiation shielding on your ship lately?

You can eat my meat any day.

Experts suggest that offering money in exchange for voting could be interpreted as a violation of bribery statutes.

Really softballing that one huh? YOU FUCKIN THINK IT MIGHT MAYBE POTENTIALLY BE A TEENSY WEENSY BIT ILLEGAL? They criminalized giving water to people waiting on line to vote for FUCK'S SAKE.

More competent but significantly less likeable for the bade. Trump slides by with what passes as charisma to stupid people, but vance is such a bitch that I can't imagine them rallying around him.

Fucking LOVED them. They sold unbranded softstix in bags of like 50 and it made me so happy. Now I have to buy them in boxes of 12 at giant. Bitch that's a snack for two days maybe.

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

I just know that saruman's death was cut out on the theatrical release and was pissed. Like, that's kind of important isn't it??

Yes! Black olives are the bomb and she hates them. I actually saw a black olive snack pack at a gas station and was sad she wasn't there to judge me harshly when I bought it.

Your opinion on pickles. There's a chance she'll give you her pickle every time you get sandwiches, and that's valuable.

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

This better not apply to lotr

Why would they attack Toyota? Motherfuckers made the hilux, and you'll be hard pressed to find a vehicle with more combat experience except the hummvee.

You're right it was only about 5 million. The tens of millions was from Mao.

This is trump's America now. Only brown people can do terrorism.

"Tens of millions died, but lines went up!"

You know, you'd probably make a better capitalist than you think.

"Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs."

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

arrest those funding such actions

Wait, we can get paid to laugh at cybertrucks? And here I am doing it for free like a sucker.

Ground beef and gravy over mashed potatoes. Simple and delicious. Open a cam of beans and you got a meal. Alternatively, ground beef and teriyaki sauce over rice.