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  • I guess, but my history makes me feel like I'm batting a thousand. I guess I bring that "I'll do what your body needs, lemme know" kinda vibe to the bedroom.

    Have there been misses? Of course. Have there been partners that achieved orgasm in ways they didn't think would happen? Also yes.

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English (Traditional)
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ English (Simplified)

  • Then : Kurwa!

  • My Chilean flag is that

    digo weon muchissima mas que los otros espaรฑol hablantes.

  • right, but as @ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee says, they used to marry to make allegiances happen, so his dad is looking for him to marry a princess so that they can join the kingdoms and grow in power

  • @grok

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  • doesn't your wife?

  • Weโ€™re in a different political climate than when you were young. Todayโ€™s youth canโ€™t afford to have children, and even if they could, they know bringing a child into a world of impending climate collapse is a cruelty.

    Theyโ€™re jealous of your privilege and resentful that you still find the time to complain in front of them even with your good luck

    the fuck are you on about? I'm talking about the generation before me lying about how the baby years of the child is the best, the same way they lied about being in school being the best. 35 is down there with school years.

    I'm talking about how in contrast to what the generation before told me, starting a career turned out great for me. I'm not talking about any privilage. If it seems privilaged, it's telling them that when they start their own career, things start to look up. maybe they're still just "working jobs" instead of "starting their career.

  • Yes, I chose to have kids and change nappies, doesn't make it any less disgusting when the shit starts going everywhere, and a billion other things I knowingly signed up for sucking.

    "This is going to suck, and be worth it after"
    Later : "this sucks"
    You : "LOL NO ONE FORCED YOU AMIRITE?!"

  • Older children, sure, but there's a lot more intense childcare that takes up a lot of time with the baby. I am kinda in some of the exception circumstance, but not with the kid.

    On top of that, if you're the sole breadwinner, you can't just drop your job to go do some stupid shit, like I did earlier.

  • Nah son. I talked over this with my dad, starting career and being independent is the best. Having kids and supporting a family really puts a damper on all that freedom and possible recklessness. Being at school was the worst fucking time ever too, bullies at home and dad being shitty at home.

  • No sir, you are not "learning to fly" you are in the Elderly Care Unit.

  • "Sir Galahad... rare example of male virginity super powers"

    I don't think it was rare. That's why Newton was celibate, because he thought it was better for him that way.

    Also, Imma not believe properly until I see some sources.

  • FEAR! At the nightclub is probably as good a name as Panic! at the disco

  • I heard he choked on vomit. Someone else's vomit

  • Using the best polish phrase. It also sounds fun in polish. Let's see how bad I fuck it up.

    No miy cyrke ni miy mwalpe (w is l with the line through it)

    EDIT : the actual polish is "nie mรณj cyrk, nie moje maล‚py"

  • right, but it seems like they have some specific "edgy side universe" instead of this being the newest reboot of batman.

    great I still have to double check what happened to Damien and Nightwing, and who the current batman is and how/why. Fucking DC reboots man. Just go bankrupt already or keep the canon canon.

    Or , trap the characters in a timeframe (eg, 50s-80s) and have everything be a side story. 2026's batman series takes place in 1969 with silver age batman, 2027's batman series takes place in the 80s, etc etc.

    EDIT : oh fuck it. I have no idea what the fuck happened with Damien, nor bruce. I tried to read wikipedia, and ran up dry. I'll read it if someone explains it, but I'm not researching it anymore.

  • Wow, I did't know they had Guy Gardener on the team

  • who is this batman? Jean Paul? Damien Wayne?

  • itโ€™s right there all over the site man. โ€œcommunityโ€