Skanky @ Skanky @lemmy.world

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McGenius

To add to that, you don't wash your produce before eating it?

In 2018, Trump skipped going to Arlington cemetery on veteran's day "because he was so busy". In reality, he wasn't that busy and probably ditched it because the weather wasn't very good.

I was not prepared for how good Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is!

If you like body horror, go watch The Substance. That movie brought back memories of when body horror used to be good (Videodrome, Scanners, Toxic Avenger, etc)

Wait a minute... You thought it was a variation of "Mah Bucket" didn't you? I see it now!

How on earth does that resemble anything related to a seal?

God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.

What woman would want to marry sometime that felt the need to put his political career over their relationship? Sounds like a match made in heaven

No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!

Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:

Cheapest, but very drinkable:

• Evan Williams
• Very Old Barton

A little more expensive, but amazing:

• Buffalo Trace
• Four Roses
• Basil Hayden
• 1792

Dick Turner

"You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut."

Omg. This changes everything

I've got one of these. They're great for if you accidentally drop your pick.

They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can't have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!

That's why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!

Their gas prices are always cheaper than anything else you'll find just of the highway. They literally lose money on gas sales - just so you will possibly buy something in the store.

The prices in the store aren't cheap (about what you'd expect from a highway-side gas station), but you can get all kinds of stuff in there. BBQ, roasted nuts, deli sandwiches, fudge, and some of the best beef jerky around

Um, there's way more than just Texas.

They're also in AL, CO, FL, GA, KY, MO, SC, and TN

Useless reply here. Lol.