SirSamuel @ SirSamuel @lemmy.world

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I understand hating on Ohio. It's mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It's an even better place to be from

Tuck in undershirt, button, buckle belt. Do things for a couple hours. Wife tells me my pants are unzipped again

Thanks for the referral, I'll check it out :-)

Feels like it. They're called journeymen because after you apprentice you journey, man. I'm always going to someone's house to play

It's gotten to the point I'm researching DM travel bags. Any suggestions?

I'm on sync and my formatting had to be

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Dunno if it's an app thing or an instance thing

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sold crabs from out of a bucket
He made seven pence
and took home the scents
He thought he'd become Warren Buffett

Aaah you're right. I'm being a pissy shit today. I'll apologize to OP next time I'm in the portajohn

Heh heh, benis

I think i would handle that with a shop vac. Suck em up, take the vac outside near the bird feeder, maybe even prime the birds with a little scattered seeds, then open the shop vac and walk briskly away

There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

I just realized, that's me.

I'm that friend

Making silly whispered comments about minor speaking errors or, barring that, puns. So many puns

For those with short attention spans, it's paraquat

Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors

Better? ;-)

Broke: Conditioning your vampire children to be immune to all religious symbols through exposure therapy

Woke: Seeing religious symbols in mundane objects everywhere because your vampire father thought exposure therapy was a good idea

Bespoke: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

(I'm old and don't fully understand this format, but I like to join in)

Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.

Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM

Also Game Master > General Motors

Isn't piece slang for cob?

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It's funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there's no dedicated space for women!<