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SirQuackTheDuck @ SirQuackTheDuck @lemmy.world
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Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people of Britain from their tyrannical government”

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  • It's twitter for the right, Lemmy for the left, bluesky for the libertarians and Linux users have joined either us, or gone back to trusty bulletin boards

    Source: no idea

    • What successful or popular movie that many loved you just HATE?

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  • not a tech demo

    Half Life 2 just casually lying there in the Tech Demo corner (especially the episodic content)

    • I never knew that USB-C extensions are not allowed for a reason

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  • Yeah, I won't buy another one again, but now that I have one, I don't want to e-waste it just because the cable is too short.

    Electric fire danger is really changing my opinion on this though.

    • Not enough people buying Premium, eh?

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  • For some magical reason, YouTube music has less AI music than Spotify.

    The playlists are significantly worse, but I haven't really heard any AI Christmas music that has infested Spotify.

    • Why Lemmy is the Worst Social Media Platform I Use

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  • Boo, you whore!

    • Counter-Drone Systems For Yachts Are Growing In Popularity

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  • It's partly "in case we're deciding to be idiots and go to active war zones" stuff, but I see those rich fucks using military level weapons against civilian drones because they can afford to act above the law.

    • It's an acceptable loss.

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  • In the Netherlands your pension fund is withheld from your wages (partially a mandatory government fund, partially a fund your employer might select).

    My previous employer invested about 1% of my wages into the fund, which was quite shite. My current employer invests 10% and has a significantly better return.

    Health insurance is a monthly cost you pay on your own (starting at around € 120 / mo). It's a € ~350 yearly deductible and coverage is mostly decided by the government. Any additional coverage is your own choosing and comes at a premium.

    As you can only switch contracts on a yearly basis, comparing health plans is effectively a Christmas tradition for all Dutch citizens.

    • More men without kids are getting vasectomies, doctors say

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  • As someone who's had a vasectomy: it's very hard to not stick my dick in a total stranger. That MTV advert with the skates is a more than daily occurrence, and I don't even skate. Luckily, due to my vasectomy, there are no babies.

    Only six STDs so far, so could be worse.

    • This app requires access to your contacts

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  • Some company surely already done this.

    • Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭

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  • Spez is one of these CEOs.

    • St. Luigi

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  • Hitler killed Hitler. Pretty good score.

    ^(It's fucking sarcasm, of course.)

    • St. Luigi

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  • Someone who killed a human being in cold blood.

    Someone who killed someone who kills people by pretending to be a health insurance, whilst not paying them when people try to use said insurance in cold blood.

    The sentence is a little longer if you give the full context. Nobody was innocent here.

    • Splat

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  • Exactly! Maximum effort for no result.

    It's like a management position

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  • I've had my orgasm all over the kitchen floor after downing a litre of mead.

    • Splat

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  • Make a second account and do both.

    • France accuses Israel of 52 ceasefire agreement violations [in past 24h]

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  • Can't bake a ceasefire without breaking a few bullet casings.

    • Really?

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  • And if it isn't, just frankenstein another AI against it. The solution to lacking AI is more AI, obviously.

    • Really?

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  • Nah man, just use AI with night cameras. It's never cloudy or foggy anyway.

    • AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert

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  • A hotel I stayed at recently had a vending machine filled with beer and wine. It just worked with the honour system, no ID check or whatever.

    It was fairly nicely priced too, especially for a hotel.

    • None. Suffer.

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  • This is

    A) sarcasm.
    B) bait.
    C) really bad advice.