SilverCode @ SilverCode @lemm.ee

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Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world's biggest omelette

I get the impression that if you chopped off his head, he would just grow 2 back. Then we would have twice as much bullshit excreting from his blowhole

1, maybe 2 bananas

They sort of do, just under a different name: Government Bonds

Maybe she just sucked at mario kart

How would you disable NAT and still use ipv4 unless you are able to assign a public IPv4 to your PC (and have nothing else in the network)?

Send in the Blade Runners!

I'm fairly confident that developers already do this. When the "ban hammer" comes down it is probably after analysing data trends for players.

Sheesh, well why don't they just say that in the first paragraph of the article /s

I find if you use a pair of scissors to remove the nutsack first, then stepping in it becomes a lot easier.

I hope this ends up being a Four Seasons Landscaping saga, and Donnie just goes and stands in someone named Madison's garden in New York State

They could drop down some fliers that said "thoughts and prayers"

I guess nuking Florida before the hurricane gets there would reduce the damage inflicted by the hurricane.

If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!

What kind of handicap do you need to be considered a good golfer?

Eating a dog or cat you have bred yourself would make PETA angry. Eating a beloved family pet of a true blooded hard working American would make a lot more people angry.

members of the group pointed guns at cars and told people to “go the fuck back to Africa”

Wow, way to highlight that you are a completely ignorant douchebag

Food, shelter, and a sub 2 second ping

I blame autocorrect 😞

"Until death do us part" .... Yes, but who's death?