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The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce

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  • I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a bottle of A1 sauce in real life. What is it? I’m American but from Louisiana and we have different sauces.

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    • What did you do as a child that would be considered dangerous today?

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  • Got vaccinated.

    That’s a joke. The real answer is almost everything. I was practically feral and lived next to a swamp in Louisiana. RFK Jr. is 100% wrong about disease prevention but there’s no vaccine for snapping turtles.

    • ICE director envisions Amazon-like mass deportation system: ‘Prime, but with human beings’

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  • I’m not trying to get sent to the gulag. Someone has to fill my bird feeder or the squirrels will go hungry while they scare away birds.

    • Trump reportedly suspends Nvidia H20 export ban plan after $1 million dinner with Jensen Huang

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  • They’re going to be light years ahead of us at making pregnant Sonic images.

    • ICE director envisions Amazon-like mass deportation system: ‘Prime, but with human beings’

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  • Someone find his address and Amazon Prime him the biggest dildo they sell.

    • Britain backs Nuremberg-style trials of Russia despite Trump opposition

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  • Who gives a shit if Trump is in opposition when they (we, I’m American) are purposely fucking up global trade?

    • Trump’s own aides keep him in state of delusion about tariff fiasco

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  • Oh, it’s real.

    • Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?

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  • I don’t know about lots of stuff but I approach life with the zeal of a challenger, to quote Ichiro.

    • Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?

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  • I’m not an electrician and I couldn’t find my non-contact voltage tester. I accidentally grabbed my computer hobbyist-level testing multimeter instead of the one that handles higher voltages. The fuse exploded and sparks flew everywhere and the multimeter screen cracked. I don’t know why the screen cracked.

    • Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?

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  • I almost electrocuted myself trying to test if a random wire in my friend’s attic was live or not.

    • Facebook Pushes Its Llama 4 AI Model to the Right, Wants to Present “Both Sides”

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  • Definitely showing both sides of their ass.

    • Judge finds Newsmax aired false and defamatory claims about voting-tech company

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  • For those who can’t read text unless it’s in meme format. (It’s the opposite of alt-text, which I wish Lemmy would require.)

    • House votes to overturn Biden-era rule limiting bank overdraft fees to $5, sends to Trump to sign

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  • Small price to pay to make sure the like 10 out 540,000 NCAA athletes aren’t trans and coming in 12th in a cross-country race or whatever sports aren’t even televised.

    • The US may be reversing course on child labour | Acute strain on the jobs market has encouraged some states to consider reducing restrictions on employing minors

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  • I get it but I’m not sure our septua/octogeneraian leadership does.

    • The US may be reversing course on child labour | Acute strain on the jobs market has encouraged some states to consider reducing restrictions on employing minors

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  • Don’t forget about fucking up social security, pensions, and 401(k) accounts. You need the old people in the workforce to train the kids. Everyone I know who can sew is like 75.

    • Tulsi Gabbard declared her residency in Texas. Then she voted in Hawaii

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  • It’s not about who votes. It’s about who counts them.

    • Tulsi Gabbard declared her residency in Texas. Then she voted in Hawaii

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  • In Louisiana, they mail me voting cards of people who haven’t lived here in 25 years and are surely dead. But in fairness, the police also don’t care about laws so it evens out. Free and fair elections don’t matter if laws aren’t enforced anyway.