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Shieldtoad @ Shieldtoad @sh.itjust.works
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It's Wednesday!

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    • Never gonna give you up with a boner

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  • Wake me up with a boner

    • Blep-tastic

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    • How does your daily commute to work look like?

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  • 25 minute car drive. I almost never have traffic jams during my commute. The longest it has taken me was around 40 minutes when I had to take a detour due to farmers protests.

    I have a bus stop near my house. It takes 45 minutes to get to the city of my job and then I have to take another bus to get to my job itself.

    It would probably take a bit over 1 hour to get there on a bicycle. I would get extra money if I went to work on a bicycle. The main reason I don't cycle to work is that I don't think it's safe. Most of the route I would have ride on a little strip 2 meter away from cars and trucks going 90km/h. Or I can take a longer route where I have to ride on a little strip right next to traffic going 70km/h.

    • Inspired by Swift Memes

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  • Meanwhile in the UK

    • Technique

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  • What is that? A litterbox for ants?

    • What's the worst ad you've ever seen?

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  • Immudefense. Whenever I see this I feel second-hand embarrassment for those people standing there shaking that stupid little pill.

    • me_irl

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    • Last year I found a Y shaped turd

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  • My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018

    • Did I put that back or not?

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  • Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

    • Put me in the trash can at the park.

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  • Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

    • They hated him, for he spoke the truth

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    • Can any band kids verify this PCM

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  • It's not our fault the director wants more cowbell.

    • puzzling

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    • This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve.

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  • Belgium

    • This ad that says “Wake up! A beach house is not a dream.”

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  • They're right, a beach house isn't a dream. It's a nightmare.

    Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can't eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.

    • Tony the Tiger, Robin Hood, Mufasa...

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    • little too lifelike

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  • Someone should photoshop the woman out of the picture, so it would look like the cat was doing a flying kick at the catperson

    • What is the weirdest food your cat wants to eat?

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  • My one cat always tries to steal my marmalade and bread. His favorite food is shrimps.

    • This is America

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  • At least my doctor notified his patients that he was going to retired. I have a collegue who found out his doctor retired when he got ill.