SharkEatingBreakfast @ SharkEatingBreakfast @sopuli.xyz

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She is correct. You are absolutely divine for excluding raisins, you radiant goddess, you!

Oh buddy oh oh no buddy noooo 😱

"If you can't make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!" 💖

When my kid has a nice day

A cute plush

Crab rangoon

Seeing plants start to bloom

Friendly cats

Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject

My stupid bearded dragon

Seeing someone clearly filled with joy

Younger people discovering a "retro" thing and thinking it's "cool"

Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so

Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into

Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!

Seeing a cool bug

There's more, but I'll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).

Concerned voice: "You can be sleepy and alive!! Both at the same time!! It's allowed!!"

Alcohol will dry the fuck out of your skin & may cause further blemishes to form.

😊👏👏👏

I experience racism because my surname doesn't sound white.

Skin color is only one factor these rascist idiots use as justification. If it ain't one thing, it's another.

Lizards of any kind.

Dear Blue Shield members: what improvements in """services""" from Blue Shield have you seen?

I am instructed to take my own blood pressure at home.

......what? I need a source for this, please. 😧

No no no! I know it's just a silly meme. I just get bristle-y when I see commenters being all "haha yes cat stupid dog good", which I've seen in other posts.

1. You are not a danger to them. Why would they react with urgency to a non-threat?
2. You are speaking a human language — not cat language. Attempting to speak on their level will yield results.

Cats are not dogs. Why do people get so snooty that most cats won't jump at their every command?

It's like people try to misunderstand cats. Drives me up the fucking wall.

(yes, I'm aware it's just a silly meme, but I'm so tiiiiiired of people being so smug about cats being "bad"/"dumb" pets compared to dogs. The difference is that people are accustomed to dogs doing everything they want them to do. That's fucking weird)

Because they care about the value of the item, not what you paid for it.

Ahh, that makes sense! Thank you!

Fair point. You probably shouldn't like or enjoy things that other people subjectively don't like.

My condolences.

You're still allowed to enjoy them.

Not saying I'd do it. Just proposing a hypothetical to get answers.

How is it a federal crime, though? No money was exchanged.

So, I live right on the Canadian border. Right there.

If I went over to Canada, somebody gave me a bunch of product for free, then I took that product and gave it to someone else for free, would that be legal? No money was exchanged.

Let's say the product was plushies. A large amount of them. What's the legality of that?

Turns out, being a shitty person makes you a shitty person. Who knew?