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SharkEatingBreakfast
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  • Oh, I'm well aware. I'm one of those problems. 😎

  • I'm asexual. Can't relate, I guess.

    EDIT: Wait, that's even shittier!! People unable or have difficulty reproducing are worth less to society?? I may be a bit naïve, but I don't believe that's a majority of society believes something like that. That's disgusting.

  • Seems like a huge part of the problem is equating "self-worth" to "getting laid".

    Putting your dick in a woman doesn't make you any more of a man / successful / worth more than anyone else.

    Societal expectations need to be rejected. Oh, success is measured by your ability to get married, have a house, and raise your 2.5 children? For a vast majority, NONE OF THAT IS CURRENTLY SUSTAINABLE AND/OR OBTAINABLE. So why bother? Right?

    I get it. It ain't right, but I get it.

  • Jewish lineage ≠ Jewish religion.

    You can be Jewish but not practice all that.

  • My da is Jewish and believes that all of Israel belongs to the Jewish people, and any killing over it is justified because "it was promised to us in the Bible."

    My only retort was "That's actually fucking disgusting. Wonder what Jesus would think of that? For fucks sake."

    He doesn't mention it anymore.

    Hate that shit.

    EDIT: Jewish lineage, not a practicer of the Jewish religion.

  • It's cute and funny, and I like my lil guy. (:

  • My kid said that he believes that's a "Christmas Island Crab".

  • GONK

    Jump
  • Fun fact: Gonks are not allowed on rooftop buildings in cities because they would walk over edges.

  • Dance Dance Revolution?

    I forgot that people barely remember what DDR used to stand for these days.

  • Playing DDR.

    Because then the public won't see my red, flailing body as I stumble around to sit after a single song.

    That and mowing my lawn. ...except with my lawn, I've had people pull over and ask if I'm okay. Which is embarrassing every time it happens. I'm out of shape and I have a condition!! But I'm not going to explain that to strangers lol

  • I remember a bunch of Yout×be videos being taken down due to people singing it. So stupid..

  • Asked a guy I was on a date with if he liked Lego, and he straight-up laughed in my face and said "No, I'm not 7."

    There are no single openly nerdy dudes in my area. Makes me sad.

    (well, it actually makes me happy that cool people have successfully escaped this hellhole of a town and are probably living much happier & more fulfilling life)