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The room where it happens

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  • The nutty putty incident on the right is new to me. And pretty dark

    • What was/is the most annoying thing about Windows when you were/are using it?

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  • Being told I should switch to linux

    • What is your Brown M&M?

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  • I think this is pretty genius

    • Stop Wasting Pumpkins!

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  • I hear coconut is a real treat

    • What is your Brown M&M?

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  • Sermon on the mount?

    Aside from the sermon on the mount, I'm particularly fond of the parable of the sheep and the goats.

    Its the single longest passage in the bible about who gets into heaven and who doesn't. Surprisingly has nothing about accepting Jesus as your lord and savior.

    • Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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  • I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

    • Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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  • You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

    You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

    • There is only 1 choice

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  • Oh Captain, my Captain!

    • Have you heard about Blue Screen syndrome?

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  • Linux Syndrome:

    When nobody asked but somehow the solution is Linux.

    • Have you heard about Blue Screen syndrome?

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  • Skill issue

    • Please start I need this

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  • Praise the machine god

    • Do lesbians have a concept of Top and Bottom?

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  • Is that the one where you slide the joycons in and out trying to get the console to recognize and assign the joycons?

    • Minecraft is losing VR support next year

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  • VR doesn't belong everywhere. There are good games for it but it needs to be purpose built and planned for. Not just a port of an existing game.

    • What's a technology that was cooler in its older iterations?

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  • Slide open phones with a QWERTY keyboard. Those were the bomb.

    I wish someone would being those back

    • This child wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween

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  • Child: We'll see who has the last laugh when you put you in the nursing home 10 years early.

    • Should you trust that doctor?

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  • Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.

    • Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave

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  • This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don't care that they're likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.

    • Someone's lying

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  • If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

    • Someone's lying

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  • I can the universe 40b light-years

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  • 95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.