Those poor, poor academic publishers... they're actually going to have to do some reviewing? And maybe even some EDITING? ...nah, they'll probably just run them through OpenAI...
Game on the couch til I pass out. Wake up halfway thru the night, throw self on the mattress, shedding clothes til I'm comfortable. (varies by time of year)
Even then, it will just slow research down and set us back. Scientists won’t stop sciencing, and it certainly won’t lead to discoveries they want.
Well... that can be more serious that you suggest. Tenure-track faculty need publication-worthy projects and grad students; what if the only funding available is military- and surveillance-oriented? Big universities are going to expect scientists to bring in the money or leave.