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That's the fun of the "it's not a problem until it happens to me" crowd!

... It got better.

Iced tea has to be like B/C tier

Vermont Canna-Cheddar Ale Soup

This soup is a love letter to the Green Mountain State in a bowl. Vermont is known for its world-class cheddar cheese, and for being one of the OG states to embrace the cannabis lifestyle. This creamy, rich soup pays tribute to the newly legalized state in the best way possible.

Ingredients:

4 slices of bacon
4 tablespoons of cannabutter
½ cup of onion (minced)
¼ cup of carrot (minced)
¼ cup of celery (minced)
1 small bay leaf
cup of all-purpose flour
1 (12-ounce) bottle of ale
2½ cups of milk
1 (14-ounce) can of chicken broth
1 teaspoon of dry mustard
1 pound of sharp cheddar cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
Directions:

Cook bacon on stovetop, and set aside. Crumble when cool enough to handle.
Melt cannabutter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add onion, celery, carrot, and bay leaf; stir continuously until vegetables are tender and translucent (about 4-5 minutes).
Add flour, and stir for about three minutes.
Pour in ale, and whisk for about two minutes until bubbly and thickened. Whisk in milk, dry mustard, and chicken broth. Bring to a simmer, while stirring frequently.
Lower heat, and add cheese one small handful at a time while whisking. Keep stirring until the cheese is fully melted, but don’t allow the mixture to boil.
Remove from heat, and discard bay leaf. Garnish with bacon and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese.

Nor have you heard their regrets about ever having lived!

Mac : This is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everybody believed him because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he disproved that theory making Aristotle and everybody else on earth look like a

[slaps sticker on board]

Mac : BITCH! 'Course Galileo then thought that comets were an optical illusion and there's no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides. Everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong. Making him and everyone else on Earth

[slaps another sticker on board]

Mac : look like a bitch again. And then, best of all, Sir Issac Newton gets born and blows everybody's nips off with his brains. 'Course he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury making him yet another stupid

[slaps 3rd sticker on board]

Mac : BITCH! Are you seeing a pattern?

Worse, if you try to minimize sleep to maximize your day then your body and mind suffer.

Though there are some natural "short sleepers" that can get a full night in 5 hours. That's definitely not me!

Because not being is a sub par alternative.

This. This is exactly why this stupid gap exists, because of shitty people like you.

"Treat everyone equally" except men fuck them apparently.

His real name is Rafael Cruz and I think it's time we start using it.

It's as if it takes more than a year to learn a language!

Me after 2 years into my Duolingo Spanish

Huh TIL about zinc lined coffins

I always wonder what they'll do if I start chatting about it with other people during the selection process.

Anyone else smell toast?

The word "her" is in different text. Wonder what was there before!

Completely agree. French toast is so hit and miss I rarely order it. If I trust the place to do a good waffle that's a nice choice but any roadside diner can make pancakes I can choke down.