Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

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The words “And the same worms will eat them” give me solace.

He did. That’s literally the best America could do and asking for more means you want Republicans to win.

Only libs downvote me.

… about recycling.

This is why you don’t use live chat as a ticketing system.

I always use one and the feeling when the meat just kisses the done temperature while it’s resting is almost as good as sex.

I’ll always love the bitch in apartment 23

Non illegitimi carborundum

I wasn’t fired. I just stopped being a manager. The worst part is all the other managers.

Depends on the application. Sriracha is good on hard boiled eggs, but Texas Pete is better on Mac and cheese.

I’ve managed people in India before - not to save money but to handle overnight tickets - and to me they work too hard.

One of my reports was affected by some pretty significant flooding and asked if maybe they could have a day off.

I told them to not worry about work until their house was no longer filled with mud and water.

Anybody who thinks that’s a good idea should be dumped in a city with no money or place to stay and then told to sleep in the shelter.

Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.

Yes I agree that the world is terrible and we will all die angry and frustrated because these psychotic apes can’t just get along.

Everything is about politics now. I watch space, aviation, and car stuff on YT and they’ve all had episodes that start off with “I try to avoid politics but the tariffs/whatever is having a big effect on this industry so I have to talk about it.”

It’s so bad I avoid watching explicitly political content because it’s too overwhelming.

What did that bird do to deserve that name?

I imagine it’s like advertising: for everyone who finds it annoying there’s a dozen people it works on

Your reward for voting regularly and donating to candidates you support is a bunch of unwanted texts and phone calls.

Because it helps our GDP which makes us feel like a rich country.

Not unlike buying a super expensive car while your kids go hungry.

Clown society.

Everyone is awful.

The people who voted for him.

The people who didn’t vote for him.

The people who didn’t vote at all.

Everyone is awful.

there’s a whole voter base of millions of young men who turned to crypto because of their mistrust of Wall Street and Big Tech

Are you kidding me? Cryptobros are the worst of the techbros.