Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

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I bought a Brother printer and an extra large toner cartridge a dozen years ago and it just sits there and prints things without any problems from any device on my WiFi.

So invent a time machine and get a Brother from ten years ago is my advice.

Asking women out is kind of necessary to the process, even if she says no.

The traits that allow a species to achieve global dominance are not compatible with long term survival.

The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.

To defeat the ICE we must become the ICE

No idea. I never liked Doom or Wolfenstein because it was just mindless violence, which gets old quick.

But Marathon had a universe and a story and characters and puzzles AND mindless violence.

Maybe they just let the marketing folks determine what was popular and mimicked that.

Don’t forget the old chestnut “protecting American interests”

Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.

It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.

What I’m learning is that if I want to abduct someone I just need to wear a convincing enough ICE uniform and nobody will stop me.

2400 baud on a Packard Bell running Windows 3.1, connecting to AOL for an hourly rate.

Ran up a $300 bill the first month hanging around seedy chat rooms

Bitch I’ve been voting for a quarter fucking century.

I protested the fucking Iraq war II and it still fucking happened.

Keep telling me this bullshit actually works like I’m some fucking eighteen year old.

Democracy is broken

Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming

I would rather build a real, actual house for people than a system of oppression built on violence.

And before you say “habitat for humanity Jimmy Carter “ it’s the same catty bureaucracy I’ve found everywhere.

My dopamine:

I bet with practice you could cut a notch in a spoon with a knife that would do the same thing

So what you’re saying is my dad held a smoldering match against my leg while I screamed for fun?

I read that and it made me sad because that will literally never happen in my potential grandchildren’s lifetimes

Yeah when liberals kill a wedding party or hospital at least they act sad.

Yes we are a shithole country

One should always be drunk