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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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  • Corporations are also centrally planned economies where you’re expected to sacrifice yourself for the good of the whole.

  • Sometimes when I have a particularly heinous dookie I’ll get in the shower afterwards, and I make sure I’m clean by actually wiping my hand across it to see if there’s still poo.

  • My back and head usually don’t have poo on them. If I had something grimy like that on my head or back I’d want to have a wipe or a mirror to make sure there’s none left.

  • I don’t have a problem with lint unless I have to shit while my ass is wet.

  • Anyone who sticks their hands in my food uninvited is not someone I would like a relationship with.

    Respect boundaries.

  • Yeah but he’s a registered Democrat and should back the nominee.

    Unless you’d be okay with Bernie running as an independent in 2016.

  • Two things I don’t get about bidets: How do you know you’re clean, and how do you dry off without leaving toilet paper lint everywhere?

  • Same here. The hardware is still great but there’s not as much soul in the designs.

  • On older Macs the light would pulse when sleeping in the same pattern as a human breathing while asleep.

  • Cuomo is the one violating the VBNMW

    He should hold his nose and vote for the nominee.

  • Remember kids: Vote blue no matter who only applies to progressives.

    Want to run a campaign against the duly nominated candidate?

    Only if you’re a neoliberal sex pest. Otherwise you want republicans to win.

  • Bill Atkinson and his -2,000 lines of code would like a word

  • Considering I'm already on my fifth "once in a lifetime" economic collapse I'm not surprised.

  • Petter and Ben from Mentour Pilot all but said they came to the same conclusion

  • Run out and pretend you’re their biggest fan and ask for a selfie with people bravely defending America.

    Get their number.

    Friend them on Facebook or whatever.

  • Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    X CEO Linda Yaccarino is now ex-CEO

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Trumpers when he accuses Canada of raising prices on eggs

    Videos @lemmy.world

    Jim Varney performs Hamlet on NBC Nightly News (1985)

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    1989 VW Westfalia

    memes @lemmy.world

    Cheers genitals