Selmafudd @ Selmafudd @lemmy.world

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Fucking hell, if D4 made the list it's been a bad year for games.

Going off the half life of a dick this person obviously wins

But what about ummm.... Hunter's dick?

I got the same problem and the middle one is a different resolution and because the others turn on first one of those is picked as main desktop and then the centre turns on and everything flashes as the main desktop is swapped around to the middle and I donno how but it will mess up game resolution setting when it lowers down to the side monitor res... It's such a pita that I'm in the habit now of turning the side monitors off and only turn them on when I'm ready to go

Yeah Im fingertips because of this exact reason. Best mouse I've found so far to counter it is a Razor DeathAdder. I've had a few over the years and even with the model changes the overall size and shape is very constant.

I'm not OP but I still think about a series of events at my first job.

Would have been like 25 years ago, 3rd year plumbing apprentice and I was out on my own. Next job was for a real estate, the house was empty so I had to pick up the keys and then headed to the house, I was busting for a shit and the empty house was calling me. It was a blocked drain so I pulled up fast, cleared the drain before I shit myself and then went to open the back door.. and the key didn't fit, no problem I think as I heard around to the front.. key still didn't work. Fuck I'm in trouble here, there is no time to get to another toilet. I look around and see the access door into the crawlspace under the house which was pretty high, so I form a plan, use an empty bag to line a bucket and grab toilet paper out of the glovebox and head under with my homemade chamber pot. Do the business, tie the bag up and head to the bin to hide it. Once I open the lid I see the bin is completely empty.. I can't put it in there now so I put it in one of the big tool boxes on the back of the truck.

I ended up getting fired the next day, back then I partied pretty hard and was constantly late etc so definitely don't blame the boss. But the poop bag was never retrieved from the tool box. So at some point either the boss clearing it out or the next guy given that truck would have found a bag, opened it and see a big fat log.

When I did it I got to a question I didn't know and I jokingly asked the instructor what the answer was and he said "I can't give you the answers" and then after a short pause "but there isn't a rule about you all talking amoung yourselves"

Fucking hell you're a thick cunt.

Chicken meat can be contaminated with Avian Influenza. And why isn't the risk the same if a person ate it on the plane... Because humans aren't avian.

The law isn't made around 1 granny and her fucking sandwich right? All different meats contain different risks, the level of risk is different depending on the country of origin, type of supplier ie commercial vs personal use. It's how quarantine works lad.

I don't want to die and I don't want to live forever.. it's literally the only thing that gives me anxiety if I think about it too much

Ahh rip, I thought that was the Coles colours

Thats Aussie alcohol prices.

My guess is Liquorland

What risk from meat?? Where the fuck have you been for the last 4 years brah??

It's almost always never as good just microwaved, if I'm really in a hurry I'll do a half half and heat it in the microwave and finish off in the oven

I've worked in imports for 20 odd years and would have witnessed ABF & DAFF (and their previous 5 or 6 names) seize or hold hundreds of thousands of items. I've never seen a fine issued for a simple mistake, they're normally reserved for when there is deceit or concealment.

You understand most of risk DAFF is trying to mitigate is accidentally introduction of pests and dieses right?

And I can't fathom how so many people think customs have the man power to check every hamburger passagers may be inclined to hide in their luggage. Unknown and unprocessed meat is a risk, cheapest and safest way to reduce the risk is to ban it.

But you know, you guys continue to enjoy your airplane hamburgers along with rabies, brown marmorated stink bugs, khapra beetles, giant african snails and all the other shit we manage to keep out with strict quarantine laws.

If you don't know chicken can look cooked on the outside but be raw on the inside please don't ever work anywhere near the food industry.

Us crazy black and white maniacs is why Australia doesn't get to enjoy the wide array of pest and dieses the rest of the world has.

Fuck this gandma and her chicken burger. Entitled people like her are actually what's wrong with society.

Brah so we should test all chicken breast coming into the country to make sure it's cooked? Who the fuck is paying for that? Or maybe you just don't bring a fucking chicken burger on the plane..

This is the same guy that got his mum to save him from fighting Zuckerberg right? What a dork.

That looks nothing like the guy from Lion King