SecretSauces @ SecretSauces @lemmy.world

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Or maybe white robes. They can even wear those cute white hoods so we can see them from afar.

Plantains when they're fried.

By themselves, mangoes are pretty top tier

I mean.... When you're as old as he is, most everyone you talk to are younger people.

This is one of the least insane things Florida Man would do

Aww man, i didn't mean to make you feel shut down. I thought you misunderstood the joke, and i didn't realize your reply was a run-on joke as well. My bad. 🫤

You're thinking about it too much.

The joke refers to the Republican's hate for progressives and their ideals (equality for all, women's rights, basic human decency, etc), which they refer to with the umbrella term "woke".

So the joke is, they hate "woke" people, both in the political and literal sense of someone waking from a coma.

Camping plans foiled by the first overpass they have to go under

Voting is great and all, but we literally have the choice between the guy helping fund these atrocities, and the guy trying to destroy democracy.

Just vote third party? That's just a throw away vote for one party. THIS is the problem with a two-party system.

Unfortunately, there are too many major hurdles to go over (two party system, electoral college, gerrymandering, lobbying, just to name a few) before we even have a chance at something resembling justice, here or abroad.

Aren't all major technically made up?

Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.

I think "Adam's Driver" would make it a slightly better punchline.

🎵Just keep swimming, just keep swimming🎶

Two KKK zombies with the Devil between them, possibly controlling them

Honestly, as Republicans continue to do shadier and shadier shit, the easier it becomes for me to justify my vote for the other side.

They are alienating themselves, as it becomes "the hardcore (crazy) Right vs everyone else".

I figure trying to fish out the macaroni from the cheese pool would start getting a little difficult mid-way through

Not if they don't sew you up first

We also survived thousands of years without any of the creature comforts our society has taken for granted. Unfortunately, all the scientific advances we've achieved for the betterment of mankind involved these forever chemicals in one way or another.

I'm not saying they're not terrible, but at least some of the voices against these restrictions aren't in bad faith. It just speaks to the importance of finding alternatives, and we have to accept the fact that some things might not be replaceable with biodegradable solutions.

Shhhh! Don't TELL them that. You'll ruin it for the rest of us

Cheaper option: become really good friends with a farmer with lots of land and pitch him the idea to host a haunted hay ride. Charge $5-10/head and that should cover expenses and maybe even turn a little profit if you've got enough people in your neck of the haunted woods

The issue isn't simply buying condoms. If that were the case, the bill would be to give away condoms anywhere they are sold (which would be vetoed as well). The issue is that, for high school kids, they often don't feel comfortable going out to buy condoms. It's still seen as something to be ashamed of. So when they get into a situation where they need one, it's not available which can lead to obvious complications.

Providing free condoms at high schools gives the kids a guilt-free, anonymous way to protect themselves when they eventually have sex, which is going to happen regardless of what adults say.

Actually, reading through some of the other comments, someone mentioned an OpenBoard fork with swipe functionality and it's actually working very well! Typing is responsive, prediction gets most of my words on the first go, and the backspace deletes the word instead of single letters (which is a preference I like).