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GOP: How could Joe Biden do this to our troops?

Remember when Biden was speaking before Congress and mentioned cleaning up the toxic 'burn pits' that have harmed veterans, and MTG and Boebert stood up and started booing him?

His 'Press Conference' (where he takes no questions from anyone but Newsmax and OAN) was probably just going to be another rambling bunch of his usual lies, sprinkled with a good dose of stochastic terrorism. I'll bet his lawyers threatened to walk if he did it.

Yeah, it's kind of hard to balance his free form word salad when he is live vs. the insanity when he types. I tried.

"Look, everyone knows the SICK Georgia DOJ is corrupt, and the election was totally, totally rigged and the most corrupt in history. Everyone says so, and I have such uge piles of PROOF, many many folders, but my lawyers - and they are the very, very best lawyers...they want me to wait for my press conference, which by the way will be the most important press conference any president has ever given ever, for a few days, maybe next week. I dunno, maybe I'll give it anyway, because nobody knows the law better than I do, and my PATRIOTS will stand with me against the dirty RIGGERS, and we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT again!"

Good thing Trump is a loyal friend who always pays his lawyers fully.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn't figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

I'm in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

That's because the only time the D's and R's actually work together is to quash any 3rd Party from gaining traction.

Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

No, no, no. It's LIBRARIES that are the threat.

The dairy industry can contest that too. They just need to start milking bulls...

So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

How many times has he promised lied about evidence of a stolen vote already?

Tourists: What about my Constitutional Rights! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German now!

It's always 'we'll show our evidence next week' with these traitors.

Oh, bless your heart.

Unless the Defendant is rich and powerful. Then they shut up and toe the line.

I can see him quiet and pouting on camera like the little man-baby he was with Putin. And taking the 5th on everything.

"But, m'Lord, we can TAX it and make a ton of money!"

James I: "Oh, carry on then."

Same here in the US by a huge margin. I was a smoker once, and what finally got me to quit was imagining the politicians I hated most making money off of me. Tobacco is a government-funded addictive substance that is being pushed by us around the world for profit.