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Scott_of_the_Arctic @ Scott_of_the_Arctic @lemmy.world
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Deadly Sins Rule

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  • If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony,, hit me up.

    • What the fuck

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  • Pregaginate

    • "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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  • You don't need to use head hair. But it'd still pick it up , because it needs a blood supply to grow even if it's implanted.

    We once tested hair for mineral content in one of my lab classes. Because I had a full beard at the time, the lab tech said it would be interesting if I tested my beard hair. Mine came back with way more sodium and potassium than the other samples. It was only later that I realised this was from eating pussy right before class. Good times.

    • Dear Kevin

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  • I can never remember that. Thanks!

    • "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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  • Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I'm not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone's in a k hole.

    • One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

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  • 🧐 did you get a blunt drill bit just for that purpose or are you just living dangerously?

    • One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

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  • Yeah I remember that. It's fucking stupid. Its such a weird list too fisting and face sitting is on it but not people stuffing insect larvae into their chap's eye.

    Edit: I'm sure there's a name for that but I don't fucking know what it is.

    • One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

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  • Who doesn't!

    • One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

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  • You have an excellent username by the way. Also it's a great shot.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Which is probably why they haven't tried to make contact. "Oh look! It's a planet full of fundamentalist chimps with nuclear weapons" "should we pop over and say hi?" "Nah, fuck that noise!"

    • That's a work of art

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  • Say it in a Dutch accent. It doesn't sound as bad.

    • That's a work of art

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  • I run it at night and it opens automatically when it's done. Wake up to clean dry dishes.

    • That's a work of art

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  • Yeah, no I'll stick with the dishwasher.

    • Surviving the predator

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  • Trust me. As a partial ginger, it doesn't work well enough.

    • Surviving the predator

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  • Som en Skotte, jeg føler meg forpliktet å si ifra at England har mye mer hasj enn tie-dye.

    • Peak male form

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  • Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn't invented until the 30s.

    • Surviving the predator

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  • Nosferatu. Because I live in the arctic and it's summer.

    • Zelenskyy: We’re very close to point when Russia can be forced to end this war

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  • China is doing very well for themselves but they aren't making donations. They're selling things at market value and buying ridiculously discounted oil in return.

    • Bricked up

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  • Not comparing NATO to the Jews just pointing out that they're both scapegoats.

    • Live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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  • He also didn't take nearly as much ketamine as musk.