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Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...?

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    Perogy Pizza

    ... because I post on Piefed.world now

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  • Fuck a moose.

    • My spoon is too big.

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  • Do you use a McDonald’s spoon?

    • TiL that only seven countries make up more than half of the world's human population

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  • It’s funny that three to seven on the list don’t add up to number two, China.

    • How much spacing while stopped at a red light?

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  • I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

    • Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things draws media attention.

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  • Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

    • Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things draws media attention.

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  • What is a cake day?

    • Exploring emotional and cinematic UX for a game landing page - Death Stranding 2 as case study (non-official)

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  • Personally I'd like to see an extended sequence where Sam Porter Bridges slowly and sensually squishes a pound of ground mince between his toes.

    • Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things draws media attention.

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  • I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

    • How much spacing while stopped at a red light?

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  • On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

    • Schumer wants probe of National Weather Service response in Texas

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  • The Hillary Clinton smells like a harbor at low tide.

    • How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.

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  • Get a bigger dildo you pussy.

    • Schumer wants probe of National Weather Service response in Texas

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  • Hunter Biden and Hillary Clinton.

    • Schumer wants probe of National Weather Service response in Texas

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  • Maybe instead we should probe Hunter Biden and Hilary Clinton.

    • Evangelical church urges Trump admin to 'execute' LGBTQ Americans

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  • Just like jesus taught.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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    • Oatmeal

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  • Ass.

    • ‘I worked so damn hard’: Biden laments changes in U.S. since he left office - National

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  • That’s not proof.

    • ‘I worked so damn hard’: Biden laments changes in U.S. since he left office - National

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  • Do you have any proof for any of those elections?

    • Yes, I bought it

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  • Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

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