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  • Starts with you, coach. Until I see you on your soap box beating these shit heels with a bag of nickels you are just blowing hot air.

  • This has nothing to do with immigration and everything to do with intimidation. Immigration is just the excuse here, the message is we can take anyone anywhere even your congressional office. Fall in line or we will come for you.

  • Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to my grandfather when he was still alive when I read shit like this.

    Grandfather "Son, I just can't figure out why that starter isn't cranking."

    Me "Well Pal, we need to check that starter wire but I can't get to it without dropping the starter off the flywheel first."

    Grandfather "Hell, it ain't the wire."

    10-minute argument Grandfather storms off

    3 hours later

    Grandfather "I've been thinking about that damn starter, we need to check that wire so why don't you climb up under there and pull that starter so we can check it."

    Me "I pulled it 2 hours ago Pal. The wire is straight fucked. I am going to go up to Auto Zone and get a new one, Ol'boy up there says they have one."

    Grandfather "We don't need a new wire we can just (insert WWII battlefield fix for bad starter wire on a Willys he's done 3 times already). I ain't made of damn money."

    20-minute argument about fixing it right Grandfather storms off.

    3 hours later

    Grandfather "Grab your keys I need you to take me up to the Auto Zone to pick up a wire for that starter. Might as well fix it right so we don't have to keep fixing it."

    Me "I already got it. Just finished putting it all back together and was just about to start it up."

    Jeep starts right up

  • The quote starts after a very awkward applause break at 2:14. He very clearly says but.

  • Every single Democrat in office that isn't on a pulpit screaming in defiance of this batshit criminal administration and the absolute bag of dicks Republican party every single day needs to be primaried. The silence is deafening and they are all complicit. Shower of bastards is what they are.

  • What? They were just peacefully touring the house and picked up some complementary parting gifts.

  • A typical welfare queen wants the money but won't do the work.

  • If I've said it once, I've said it 5000000000000000 times: this Russian government has absolutely no intention of making peace until 100% of the former Soviet Bloc is Russia again. There will be no peace in Ukraine until it is Russian. There will be no peace in Eastern Europe until it is Russian. I have a sinking suspicion there will be no peace on the Asian continent until it is Russian.

    We are in that section of the wheel where Empires are lusted after and built on the backs of the people. Good luck.

  • "I hate what I am ignorant of, so I will cause pain and suffering instead of trying to learn and fix my ignorance. It's easier that way, and since I am such a huge sack of shit born with a silver spoon in my mouth and have been given many many chances to better myself I am going to close the door behind me. Fuck you, I got mine and that's all that matters." - Rat Fuck Kennedy

  • Gifts to the president are gifts to the country. The Republicans made that very clear when the Clintons left the white house and took all their gifts with them. In fact, Donny used it as part of his narrative of how corrupt Hillary is.

    Hypocrites and thieves

  • I expected this war 20 years ago, I am surprised they kept their pants on this long. These two stay trying to fuck.

  • This is going to be a tough conversation when they call. The farm takes up most of my day and at night I like a cup of tea, I might not be able to devote myself full time to being Pope.

    Edit: that was easier than I thought it would be. They called and I told them straight up I didn't have time to be pope. They said they figured I would turn them down so they had a guy from Chicago as a back up.

  • This is Paxton going after Hispanic voters, the DOJ won't step in unless they think they can deport someone.

  • It will be interesting to see how far this goes. I think a lot of people just assumed it would go away after Paxton got all over the news and said they would turn up a mountain of evidence during their raids last year and then found nothing at all.

  • Look everyone knows Germany is just full of immigrants and Muslims so of course they got stopped especially those that come and go from Mexico. Nothing but illegals and fentanyl come out of Mexico.

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  • I am going to both laugh and cry if this is the hill both sides choose to die on. It would be the cherry on top of the Turd Sunday our world has turned into.