Saneless @ Saneless @lemmy.world

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Can't wait for people in red states making <$50k to be really mad about this for some reason

Epitome of small government!

Just find a restaurant right next to the clinic and say it's her favorite spot. She's got some wild cravings and it's the only place in hundreds of miles where you can get (insert unique dessert here)

Wild that the people who lose their shit that vaccines are tracking us through imaginary microchips are voting for people who want to track everything we do

Ahh I just saw the 3 and a post about Musk and my brain made a nice leap to nowhere

Oh but we'll have the imaginary issue of "conception queens" who get pregnant in December and abort in January just to get tax breaks

They'll envision it as this widescale issue that doesn't actually exist

Yes that got me wet and I'm a man

I feel like you could ask Conan to be funny after you read 2 lines from anything and he'd knock it out. Recipe. Taxes. Obituary. Jimmy Fallon's set. Anything normally not funny at all

I don't hate him. Don't like him. I never found him as funny as Jimmy Fallon did either

And we always tell them, you can be honest. Don't worry, we won't "retaliate"

But why the quotes?

Oh, just for emphasis that we absolutely will "not retaliate or fire you immediately and spread rumors about you"

Wouldn't pretending to be an expert on Fox News and just make things up be easier?

Or is that route pretty congested already?

Good point. I'm going to start celebrating my Conceived Day sometime in late February

Now, for that uncomfortable conversation with my parents to find out the actual date

The party that actively fights to take away support to actual alive people are against this too? Shocker

Well, during the covid crisis he did say "I take no responsibility at all" which is the most honest and accurate thing he has ever said in his life

I would love to see the sales metrics that made them backpedal

I feel that way when I stressed about doing something for days and when I finally did it it took 20 minutes

It's a fascinating car and I'm always on awe any time one pulls up next to me

With trim and doors and shit so poorly aligned, I can't believe it left the factory

I wouldn't normally trust his math but he might have gotten this one right

They don't care. He hates the same people they do

They're in a cult. It's not about America or conservative values. It's a cult, plain and simple

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good