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Sam, The Man
Sam, The Man @ Sammy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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every damn morning

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  • Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊

    • horse world

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  • o7 thank you for your service

    • Judge to approve auctions liquidating Alex Jones' Infowars to help pay Sandy Hook families

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  • Today it’s Wacky Wednesday in the Time Tunnel ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

    • jealousy

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  • Garrus Bodypillow 100% run, no skips, no OoB

    • jealousy

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  • Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

    • For the first time in my life, I have hit my deductible AND reached my out-of-pocket maximum. I now have three months of actual free healthcare, which is unheard of in the US. What should I get done?

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  • -doesn’t even require a finger in your bum

    Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(

    • What a timeline

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  • Hard pass ✋

    • JD Vance’s racist, cat-eating conspiracy theory, explained as best we can

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  • That’s crazy, I hear that too. I hear he also steals and eats goldfish from the local PetCo.

    • Clothing rule

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    • Disco Clam

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  • T-thank you this is perfect 🐌 🪩 🕺

    • 16GB of RAM Could Be the New Minimum in Apple's Upcoming M4 Macs

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  • Or iFunny if you’re feelin’ saucy!

    • South Carolina sheriff who told deputy to shock inmate is found not guilty in civil rights case

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  • That’s between them and the Lord

    • It's bloat

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  • me, looking at literally any measurement of my system: We could get that lower

    • Thesis writing

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  • Rude. He could be. You ain’t know.

    • Transgender people are showing up at the ballot box in spite of significant 'barriers'

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  • IKR that’s just admitting your humanity has a price tag on it which is way worse.

    • Betsy DeVos, Who Quit Trump Admin, Says She’d Serve Again if Trump Wins

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  • Ah, so she’s the unrepentant evil, gotcha

    • Deutsche Herrschaft

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  • Doch

    • Kamala Harris could make history as the first president to work at McDonald’s

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  • t’ve mctwerked

    • Hope you like NV ruleplay

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  • Ring a Ding Ding baby. The King sends his regards hands you 🌽

    • 'Too hot to handle': 2024 likely to be warmest year on record.

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  • Almost like it’s the coolest year of the upcoming apocalypse.