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Sam, The Man
Sam, The Man @ Sammy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Dragon had 3 heads.

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  • Good ol' Malf. Nice to see him in the shot 🤘

    • You have your dog, I have my Gator

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  • Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.

    He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.

    • Apple Maps now shows the Gulf of America

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    • MIT builds swarms of tiny robotic insect drones that can fly 100 times longer than previous designs

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  • -…his mother was completely consumed by robotic bees. So it goes.

    • Kansas reckons with large tuberculosis outbreak as health officials hamstrung

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  • Thank you. I recently listened to the newest episode of Sawbones and Dr. Sydney mentions the tuberculosis outbreak and this specifically.

    • sperm stomp

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  • Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏

    • Marco Rubio declares himself head of USAid as workers locked out of office

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  • Burger proceeds to accelerate off the table, killing everyone inside

    • Tennessee GOP passes immigration law to criminalize elected officials' votes

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  • Aye Climate Change is coming for all of us. It’ll burn on its own course in due time.

    • Darkest Dungeon: We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.

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  • Absolutely devastating. He will be missed.

    • I should bikini top his bikini bottom

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  • I’m terrified now. But, you know, egg prices or whatever-…

    • Great success!

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  • Seriously thanks for this kooky little slice of the internet. I hopped instances for a bit, and this one is tops! o7

    • Hurry

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    • r(ul)etro

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  • Yeah Skyrim was only released 14 years ago! Wait-… wait, oh no 👴 ⏰

    • Intruder

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  • Call the cops-..

    Now you have two dummies Fortnite dancing over your dying body.

    • South Korean train conductor’s 4-min toilet break led to delay of 125 trains | The Straits Times

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  • As is his Right as the Train Master

    • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight

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  • Bring 👏 back 👏 in-bullding 👏 incinerators

    • Walruses should be called saber-toothed seals.

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  • I trust you implicitly

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  • Only a multi-billion dollar company can provide this kind of service. Incredible. /s

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    • Microsoft tries to convince Windows 10 users to buy a new PC with full-screen prompts

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  • I think for people who like Out-Of-The-Box, Fedora is ideal. It’s the only OS I didn’t have to troubleshoot the Bluetooth immediately.

    I put it on my grandmothers computer and she hasn’t had any major complaints in 2 years 🤞