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Sabre363
Sabre363 @ Sabre363 @sh.itjust.works
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  • I would spam them with even more "inappropriate" but equally plausible applications out of sheer pettiness and the vain hope that a real person would see it and realize that using AI to screen job applications is an awful idea.

    • I know some of y'all can relate

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  • "yep, umhmm," "wow, that's crazy," "omg, that's so interesting," "no way!"

    • Q mode captcha

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  • It would be illogical to be incorrect

    • Water flowing under rule

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  • Not sure I'd call an old economy sedan a "large automobile"

    • Southern Heritage

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  • Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

    • Q mode captcha

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  • Considering this image covers a minuscule sliver of the sky and exclusively shows distant galaxies outside of our own, there probably aren't too many Klingy Bois hanging about.

    • Rule

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  • How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope

    • Reading when hungry

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  • This is pretty much what my dumb brain sees when reading anything of even mild importance

    • Why I don't like the Beach

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  • Imagine being a cute little ocean abomination when a freaky two legged monster come and and rudely yanks you out of your carefully selected sand home with a weird pinchy stick.

    • The ol' Craigslist tigwoofer

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  • Not an easily marketable second language, barking is generally frowned upon in "normal" society

    • R.I.P. Sean Bean

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  • Let's start with the whiney orange guy, he's the clear and present danger atm

    • R.I.P. Sean Bean

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  • Don't scare me like that, people die when these posts are posted.

    • [Happy Wheels music starts playing]

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  • Til, crocodiles are wheelchair accessible.

    • Are you a microwave?

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  • If you time it just right and open the door after the numbers disappear but before the beepy-beeps, you might just experience the greatest joy known to man, on par with witnessing the logo hit the corner of screen.

    • This is too real

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  • Actually my house starter pack.

    • Chopped Cheese with Roasted Garlic Mayo

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  • I thought this was a burger with another mini-burger on top, like a cute little Alien burger.

    • Marketing Company Claims That It Actually Is Listening to Your Phone and Smart Speakers to Target Ads

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  • Not the wasted impressions!

    • Long Interviews

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  • The world would run so much better if more people would just say exactly what they mean or are trying to do.

    • what is a skill you wish you had, and why?

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  • There is a critical difference between talent and skill. Talent is naturally understanding and being good at something quickly. Skill is something that can be acquired and honed to perfection regardless of talent.

    If you want to learn a new skill, just start doing it and stop being afraid of failing at it. In fact, the failures and fuck ups are the single greatest mechanisms by which your skills will improve.

    • the land of the f...

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  • Eagles per gun