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  • Surprisingly few gay relationships

  • I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

  • Don't trust big scary sharks, especially underwater, they're always trying to sell you something. Besides it's called comfort zone for a reason

  • I put them on my shelf where I just look at them in shame while I start 10 new projects

  • Improvement takes too much work, I just wanna have some plausable reason to not think I'm trash

  • Not a developer, but I am a machinist/carpenter/terrible artist. Guess we're all just creators affiliated by the same curse of creativity, or rather infuriating lack there of.

  • How does one wash wi-fi? Any special detergents or temp settings?

  • Does sweeping everything under the bed and drawing lines in the carpet still count? Asking for myself a friend

  • I hate to break it you like this bro, but I think you might also be infected with the gay. You forgot to say "no homo"

  • It's more like encountering a rare stroke of genius and thinking I'm a literal god until two seconds later when I remember I'm still an idiot and my "genius" actually broke something important . . . again.

  • In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

  • Both

  • I don't think 1.5 million goes as far these days

  • What do you mean? Of course cats talk. They tell me to do all kinds of things, but I try to ignore them, sometimes, maybe . . . .

  • I have recently acquired some new comfy friends . . . it is indeed quite whelming.

  • But then that one bitch-ass little frenchy jumps ship and falls into the forbidden lands under the seat. And you can see it but can't quiiite reach it while you swerve through traffic, your greedily disappointed fingers searching hopelessly for the now long lost, deliciously fried and seasoned, crispy potato :(

  • It's ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.