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  • Great, our Ai overlords are going to know I'm horny, depressed, and solve both with anime girls.

  • Don't forget to include uwublock origin with your install.

  • Proof everything can be improved by adding cute anime girls.

  • The universe ends when little Timmy gets sent to bed for the night.

  • corporate PR person instead of a real security expert

    That's called an advertisement.

  • Real life whistleblowers endanger the real life rich.

  • The only tool I used enough to get an expensive one was my multi tool. Everything else is usually lost by the time I need it again, and cheap enough thats not a big deal.

  • Don't pick battles. You probably don't give enough of a shit about whatever xXbangedUrMum420Xx spent there entire life doing and he has nothing better to do than to win the fight. Your trolling yourself by wasting your time.

    If you keep getting offended, no matter how right you are, your usually in the wrong space. Check before you move in, and block what causes you stress. You may have to move through no fault of your own, or chase out newcomers causing issues, but can't win the numbers game alone.

    Without conformation, play as every bit of info as if it could be potentially lying. If it's important enough for you to care, you will have know enough to find whats true. It's almost impossible to know who's lying, shilling, or a bot. You got to verify what you read, and take the L when you half assed your fact checking.

    Don't dox yourself/It's posted forever. xXbangedUrMum420Xx will swat you or send your mom your nudes over his skill issue, and is not in your legal jurisdiction.

    Lurk in places you don't agree with on occasion, interact genuinely if you choose to interact. You get perspective, even if you found a bunch of paint huffing schitzos.

    Be genuine, everyone can tell when its bait/BS, even if it's too late. It's a lot more fun to have a small genuine interactions than to farm engagement or upvotes.

    Some one read your post, even if they didn't/can't interact.

  • But the commitment scares me...

  • Shitposting is basically my only way of getting human interaction.

    • Ask how you got here.
    • Ask where/what/why.
    • Try to observe stillness.
    • Stare at one item for way too long and watch it gain detail.
    • Ask strangers impossible questions about your self.
    • Close your eyes and see if you remember opening them.
    • Check if text and numbers change or fail to stay tell a coherent idea.
    • Do not disturb the second ones as it just wakes you up.
    • Just confidently Harry Potter your ass though a wall, it will work if you convince yourself.
    • Stare at your hand for too long, 5 is hard to keep track of.
    • Look in a mirror and watch your brain short out a bit.
    • Hit a light switch a few times, see if lights break reality.
  • The wizard went out there and became a self made Lovecraftian curse. He manifested the changes he wanted in the world.

  • Hopefully the hammer of capitalism will fall upon them soon for their evil ways.

    It did, capitalism happens to rewards evil.

  • The Time I got Reincarnated as a Professional Plant Wanker in Another World.

  • If we kill god, we solve both problems.

  • Your not supposed to enjoy them, you pay so the shareholders get to enjoy them.

  • I get to hit Hitler with an axe for eternity

    Your going to be waiting in line for longer than that.