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pull with both hands and spin around four times and text your mother good morning and blink si

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  • We could go back to the "infinite" hand towel found in gas stations of old.

    • Derps of Tiktok

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  • "Pass the heroin."

    • What is your favorite paradox or conundrum? I am partial to can god kill god?

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  • I like George Carlin's version: "If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it?"

    • Cosmic explosion will be visible to the naked eye in once-in-a-lifetime stargazing event

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  • That's a better time frame than I get from Comcast/Xfinity.

    • Cow

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  • Moo

    • Trump claims he has $500 million in cash, undercutting lawyers' claims on bond money

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  • A note from the Department of Redundancy Department.

    • ‘Keep your filthy hands off Trump Tower!’: Trump begs fans to pay his $464m bond

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  • Unless he's already borrowed against them, which is seeming more and more likely.

    • “I would be forced to mortgage”: Trump melts down on Truth Social as lawyers admit he can’t get bond

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    • Do straight lines and flat planes exist in nature?

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    • Caption this.

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  • Application process for engraving identification number onto Amazon's indentured servants.

    • Nearly half of the planet suffers from a neurological disease

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    • Permanently Deleted

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    • brilliant as silver

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  • I think the original idiom was "mad as a hatter" which was eventually shortened to "mad hatter", possibly due to the Alice in Wonderland character.

    • I prefer shopping at Walmart instead of Target.

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  • When you go to Walmart you're going to be exposed to/interacting with "Walmart people". When you go to Target you're exposed to/interacting with "Walmart people" who think they're too good for Walmart.

    • Revealed: US conservative thinktank’s links to extremist fraternal order

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  • Every time I see a story like this my first thought is always "of course they do/did/are/etc.". They barely try to hide these associations any more because it's what their followers want.

    • Trump says a TikTok ban would empower Meta, slams Facebook as 'enemy of the people'

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  • "Asbestos manufacturer lashes out at cigarette industry for causing cancer"

    • Most Canadians changing clocks to spring forward for daylight time

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  • Yeah. They're really kinda loosey-goosey up there.

    • to those of you who use apple products, what do you use and why?

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  • In my experience, Apple makes computing products for people who don't like computing products.

    • Baby King has spoken

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  • Gargamel as a baby.

    • The internet is a beautiful place

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  • "Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How'd he not see that coming?" -Dennis Leary